July the Third

• Can’t find my belt
• New pants dont fit
• Ants have followed the electric plug in for my car and swarmed into the Volt
• Drive the truck to work
• Realzied work id was left  home and lunch still at home
• Drive 25 miles back home
• Left house key at work
• Break into the house to get extra key and work Id and lunch
• Drive back to work
• Almost out of gas
• Can’t log in at work, might not be able to get paid
• Hours on the phone trying to do manual time sheet
• 34.19 in fraud on my American express, second time in a week
• Five transfers between Amex departments to tell me can’t file fraud claim until bad transaction cleared
• Cancel amex card, 7 to 10 days replacement
• 3rd time in a row old IRA tries to pull from closed account after 3 calls to fidelity
• Bad news from attorney on alethias car crash
• Accidentally took additional dose of meds for the day
• Nothing to wear but swim trunks … no clean underwear
• Stratocaster won’t stay tuned while trying to jam some blues in the garage at 100 degrees
• Grandson says papa is mean and he loves Nana more  😥

Still joking with my kids and my lovely wife…. long life “decades” talk with oldest …. finally got the filet of fish I was craving.   Happy independence day!!!