GWT MISSION STATEMENT: 2020
Completely utilize emerging users via flexible meta-services. Uniquely enable integrated outsourcing without holistic technology. Dynamically enhance sticky models via multifunctional expertise. Rapidiously envisioneer high-quality initiatives.
Dynamically provide access to technically sound infrastructures with innovative best practices. Enthusiastically actualize plug-and-play relationships with robust solutions. Seamlessly reintermediate open-source methodologies via world-class infomediaries. Proactively.
Intrinsicly fashion top-line intellectual capital for technically sound resources. Efficiently.
Progressively build value-added informata modeled after cutting-edge resources. Credibly reintermediate backward-compatible outsourcing with functionalized technology. Dramatically productize seamless collaboration and idea-sharing via leveraged portals. Phosfluorescently.
JUST KIDDING! I found this Google App called “Corporate Ipsum” and started playing with it. Sounds like some of the actual business plans I’ve read. …